Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face

Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Pull your mask down

The worst thing a person can hear.

Person 1: Pull your mask down let me see your face.
Person 2 *dies*

by enlargedimplant November 1, 2021

Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!

When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask

Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*

Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"

Just gonna fight this kid over at control...

some moments later.... "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022

OREGON GAS MASK

CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.

In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly [e-mail] as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022

Turning your ski mask forwards

When a girl is leading you on and it’s working, you turn your ski mask forwards to imply your excited

Girl: *send nudes*
Guy: *turning your ski mask forwards*

by IsSyrupARock April 25, 2022

South Georgia Mud Mask

Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.

"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"

by Frostyfries December 15, 2022