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Yoghurt male

Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.

Personality type : Yoghurty.

A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.

Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.

They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.

They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.

Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’

Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’

Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’

Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
by Auxford jicktionary June 25, 2023
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Macca Male

The lowest form of male. Lower than Beta. A complete great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly.
Macca Male: Lower in the hierarchy of males, beneath beta.

Wow this man's clearly a prime Macca Male.. I'm feeling physically sick just being in his presence.
by antimaccamale June 1, 2022
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Beta Male Smile

To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.
Look at Kyle’s new Instagram post, total beta male smile.
by Messy Jurphe September 4, 2023
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Sex Sick Males

When dudes only think about sex until they or they bodies to decide to die because properly having sex constantly or thinking about every minute until death.
" Sex sick males " said a person.
by Dr. Deloris February 11, 2024
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male nipple kink

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025
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male

1- Animal, plant or other non-human living being that is of masculine biological sex.
2- Synonym for boy/man.
Male.
by Çylioprabizurbw February 18, 2025
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Eta Male

An Eta Male is a male who dresses and acts feminine but doesn't want to be considered a femboy due to the stigma surrounding it.
"Jason is a sigma male dude"
"Nah I saw him wearing a maid outfit, he's an eta male"
by braybu May 29, 2025
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