Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019

Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

Alt:
A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.

The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.

by Make America Great Again Again July 17, 2022

Matthew

Guy who likes to tactical spoon.

I need to tactical spoon with Matthew to stay warm

by Tactical spoon February 3, 2022

Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science

Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught

by Lonely_Biatch October 2, 2021

Matthew

The biggest sesh gremlin out there. Matthew is often found in either the pub smashing a few cold ones with the boys or in a park ripping an illybay

"who's that animal over there skulling a beer?"

"Oh that's just Matthew"

by eshsay remlingay November 24, 2019

Matthew

A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.

Matthew, shut your bitch ass up!

Matthew you so damn tall!!

Matthew you such a dumb ass hoe!

by Wut >_> November 26, 2018

matthew

An adorable guy who will make you laugh and smile, lots of winks, cute laugh, usually with blond hair and blue eyes, perfect blue eyes, he's a team player, he isn't afraid to stand out or be noticed, even if you aren't friends he's still nice to you, if you're his girlfriend, then damn you're lucky.

Matthew is so perfect.

Look at Matthews eyes.

I wish Matthew was mine.

by pffffttttt_fuck.off November 17, 2017