Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.

Matthew is the most amazing person ever

by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023

Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019

Matthew

Watch out THEY ARE SNEAKY ! But can be friendly to any one he comes in contact with.

That Matthew is sneaky

by hey bye November 22, 2021

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.

Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!

by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023

Matthew

is very good guy plays fortnite and some girl named ashley likes him matthew is very fast and has over 50 wins he is very cool so ladies go crazy

#Matthew

by i have your booty January 14, 2019

matthew facey

THE DOMNATOR

here he is MATTHEW "THE DOMINATOR" FACEY

Hey Your name is Matthew Facey You must be a DOMINATOR.

by Leo Jagger1 February 6, 2018