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Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.
"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."
by Satanbean October 12, 2014
mugGet the Pasta Lifemug.

friendzone for life

n.

The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.

The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
mugGet the friendzone for lifemug.

Life Knitting

When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.
Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!

Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
mugGet the Life Knittingmug.

larmy life

The experience of using paid time off, usually pertains to situations in which one injures them self on the job.
I can’t drink if I want to, I’m living the larmy life for 2 weeks.
by Jimbo33000 September 20, 2021
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Life is a highway

Cars 2 is the greatest Pixar movie of all time!
by Lifeisahighway April 23, 2021
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life is on fire

When someone is being a whiney little bitch ass for no reason.
My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.

Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!
by #27 April 3, 2009
mugGet the life is on firemug.

survive life

The ability to vibe whilst battling the struggles of first-world malicious agendas.

In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
Slime 1: "I can't do this broski, my assignment's due in 2 hours, my girl left me on read and I set the fire alarm off for burning my toast in the toaster."

...dramatic silence

Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
by supremeoneofdagfa15 November 10, 2020
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