ur dad lesbian lol

One of the most devastating roasts ever invented, designed to bring terror upon its victims and end their will to live

Karl: Lmao you suck john
John: no u
Karl: ur mom gay lol
John: *cries*
Karl: hah nerd
John: wait a second
John: ur dad lesbian lol
Karl: *Has a stroke and fucking dies*

ur dad lesbian lol by LilWaffleTwat September 22, 2018

The Holy Lesbian Trinity 

Father ( Ellen) Jesus ( Hayley Kiyoko) Holy Ghost ( Lily Tomlin)

I think I just saw the holy lesbian trinity come to home in a dream

The Holy Lesbian Trinity by Thegayservent October 22, 2018

Beanie-lesbian 

A lesbian who is always seen wearing a black beanie. Very similar to fuckboy lesbian. Usually wears flannel shirts too and wears Martens. Usually a top/dom in sexual and/or romantic relationships. Kinda super cute and shy and warm inside but puts up a pretty good tough outside. Flirts a lot.

Woah! I thought that beanie-lesbian was a dude for a second. I think she’s biting her lip at me! She’s so attractive.

Beanie-lesbian by wheredidiputmymelatonin November 8, 2019

Spicy Lesbian 

When a lesbian has sexual feelings for a man but she has no interest in dating one. Often with fictional characters and celebrities. Sometimes only fictional. This is not meant to harm the bisexual/pansexual community in any way.

Girl 1: Man I wouldn’t mind having a night in bed with him

Girl 2: I thought you were a lesbian?

Girl 1: I’m a spicy lesbian.

Spicy Lesbian by Melina Furter. August 28, 2020

Two High Five Lesbian 

A straight girl, who is willing to go as far as second base with another girl.

Me: Oh my gosh, she totally made out with Brittany a few minutes ago.

You: Yeah, but she's only a two high five lesbian.
-high fives twice-

Two High Five Lesbian by Thatkidfrombtown October 24, 2010

Born-again lesbian

A current lesbian that use to be married to a man and had children. After years in an unhappy relationship, she came out as a lesbian and married a woman.

I just saw a couple of born-again lesbians in the airport. I could tell they use to be married to men because their adult children were with them.

Born-again lesbian by AJ02 June 19, 2021

Bald Albino Lesbian 

An Abino woman who happens to have sexual preference towards women ad who also happens to be bald either and most likely through having her head shaved.

Person A: OMG, did you see the bald albino lesbian?

Person B: No, dude I dont think there is such a person.

Person A: Why?

Person B: Coz you cant get a relevant google search!

Bald Albino Lesbian by qazmnbvcxz June 20, 2010