in the land of the living

either conscious or not.

Despite a restless night, Grandma assured everyone she was still in the land of the living and ready for her morning tea.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

the glorious land of milk and honey

The glorious land of milk and honey is a Midwestern slang term originating in Leavenworth, KS that refers to sexual intercouse with a female individual. Referring to “Milk” as a mans little swimmers, and the “Honey” as the female vagina.

“Hey man how was last night with your girl?” “It was an outstanding evening, we ended in the glorious land of milk and honey.”

by JackMehoff10xaday June 30, 2021

Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

No man’s land

On a male body, the space between the testicles and the anus. Also known as taint.

“Wow! He has a pretty big no man’s land. It’s so stinky and vial.”

by Frootsmoothie October 5, 2021

Horrible landing

A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast

Ohh god Qantas Flight 67 Just did a Horrible Landing

by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022

land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air

Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning

by Sling slong July 15, 2016

i work on the land

A farmer

I am a farmer, I work on the land

by Farmer……….sheep June 21, 2021