national jump your bestie day

November 12th is national jump your bestie day. On this day we celebrate by jumping our best friend

girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..

bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY

girl: *jumps bestie*

by Lotuslightlili November 10, 2022

The Jump Start

The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.

Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.

by rastyhaf November 17, 2022

jump-rope bitch

Someone who jumps somebody else's rope

"Yo Gordon is a jump-rope bitch."

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022

Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.

After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus

by Bigbirddebelen May 23, 2022

raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.

Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.

by MadiJane December 19, 2021

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we all jump Sage

Jump Sage day- Beat her ass

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we beat up Sage

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER

by Kenasha December 24, 2021