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Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)
Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson
by There is nothing available August 18, 2021
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Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.
Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.
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5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015
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closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men
"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"
by closet johnson January 18, 2009
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brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).
Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.
by MegaWak August 1, 2016
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Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
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Johnson

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!
by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022
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