Jonny Cakes

An amatuer ping pong player from Rutherford, New Jersey who occasionally beats George Schneider on pure luck.

Jonny Cakes : Ha! Good game loser!
George : That ball skimmed the edge you lucky bastard!

by Ul<nown January 12, 2009

johnnygasm

orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*

*watching pirates of the carribbean*...*sees johnny depp*...*johnnygasm*...o god that was good...

by Mollie January 18, 2004

johnnyboyxo

JohnnyBoyXo is an Transgender American Pop Singer/YouTube Phenomenon Who has gained over 150,000 Subscribers & Over 50 Million Viral Video Views Worldwide with her videos.

Girl: Did you ever see johnnyboyxo’s videos? Doesn’t she look like a chick?

Boy: That’s a Dude? I’d still hit it.

by YoutubeGirl444433 June 1, 2011

Jonny

Probably the best person ever, a total goof but so sweet and caring. Very attractive and adorable. Has the best lashes and brows EVER, like what the hell how is that possible. Also a fucking beast at running, also unknown on how the hell its possible. Just a pretty great dude.

Yo, who dat fast boi
Dude that jonny

by alwayshereforyall November 30, 2017

Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.

I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

jonny craig

1: former member of the band DanceGavinDance and current member of the band Emarosa. Originally from Canada, now lives in Lexington, Kentucky. Will Not take pictures with you and will Not add you on myspace either.

2: self proclaimed dick

Axel- "Jonny the show was great! take a picture with us please, real quick!"

Jonny Craig - "Piss-off kid"(SPIT)

Rachel- "Hes amazing!"

by rachelandaxel February 21, 2009

JonnySomebody

Jonny, is a wanna be bitch that has been in and started shit with every "elite" myspace group. He is known for being 2-faced and very fake. He talks shit about his friends and gets caught. He has been known to be friends with Ewwryan.

Boy:JonnySomebody called me ugly.
Girl:Me too!

by lovelylady55555 October 18, 2008