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titty jump

by SMB4 December 26, 2015
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jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.
You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.
by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018
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Fore jumps

When a girl cuts off your foreskin, and uses it as a jump rope.
Me and Melanie did sump fore jumps to set the mood.
by Chets Meaty Dildo December 4, 2021
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Jump

Jurriaan keeps on quitting the mission cause he can't jump for shit
by That old man with a long white November 22, 2019
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Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs
"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"
by Piel Ling October 27, 2009
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