Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally
You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”
by TheDrukenCowboy September 05, 2019
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jersey gutter

While visiting south Philadelphia getting a blow job from a jersey girl in a ditch.
while I was visiting Philadelphia, before a Eagles football game I met a girl and she gave me a Jersey gutter.
by K/Hines May 26, 2013
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New Jersey Blowjob

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
by Jared Bergenthal October 21, 2023
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Jersey Bagel

When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.
Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.
by Muls May 30, 2021
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Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.
It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.
by RupertKennedy83 November 16, 2023
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The Jersey

The jersey pertains to someone getting the sentence of life in prison without possibility of parole. This term has been referenced in many rap songs including, “100 Rounds“ by lil Durk, “BDK” by Lil Joni, and others. This term routed from Chicago where most of the rappers that use it are from, but has now become a more used term in other states. The terminology has also been used on the hit TV Show “Blue Bloods”.
“ free my homie Mikey, he got a charged for murder, The jury of 12’s about to throw him the jersey. He’s doin life!” - Lil Durk 100 Rounds.
by TheLoaners January 22, 2020
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jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush
two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in
by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013
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