Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.

Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.

by Ender3030 October 11, 2023

Irish Stinger

while a girl isnt looking you cum in her beer and wait till she leans the glass then knock the glass spilling the beer in her eyes

rapist: i hit a girl with the irish stinger
bro: what

by BalsMcGee January 10, 2025

Irish portapotty

When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.

David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.

by ben8790 August 27, 2022

Irish chow house

When you’re eating pussy and pour an Irish lager on it

Man Lindsey let me give her an Irish chow house last night

by HuntV18 June 27, 2024

irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face

ye i irish flashbanged that bitch

by irish flasbang January 9, 2021

Irish saddlebag

The act of motor boating,when a large/obese woman sits on your face,resulting in her butt cheeks slapping your face.

Theres no way to ask for a irish saddlebag,it just happens

by A303YMOUS April 28, 2021

irishing

The act of viewing a party or bar from a dark corner, heavily intoxicated, and imagining that one is the center of the universe. The man or woman in this position is generally a redhead or ginger.

Girl: "Hey man, you alright over there?"
Guy: "Oh yeah, just kicked back Irishing"

by Chippilicious March 3, 2019