Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020

Beard agreement

An agreement made between 2 or more men with slick beards to fight the beardless (Chakka)

Haroon entered in a beard agreement with abdullah as both of them had sick beard.

by Redscar December 30, 2020

The Doug Beard

That weird beard thats only on the sides

A Guy: what is that beard!!!

Doug: Its the style MANNNNNNNN! The Doug Beard

by Zeusa_boi January 13, 2021

Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco

After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"

by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021

purple beard

A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.

That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.

by Itbpod March 9, 2021

Beard-on

The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.

Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.

Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.

by despicable-al March 24, 2021

Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021