Kitchen horny

The feeling one gets when shopping for gadgets for the kitchen.

' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"

by Violet Wilde April 16, 2021

National horny day

On june 23rd you can officially ask for nudes/sexual favors.

Person 1: Ayyo imma get her nudes cuz it's National horny day
Person 2: man that's creepy but you do you

by Mega-blongus April 16, 2021

Horny Band

A band from the mid 2000s that you'd listen to in your friend's basement under a disco ball with 5 of your closest friends while you played monopoly together and talked about how shitty it is now that your parents are divorced.

Bro, I just found a new horny band, can I put it on the playlist?

by McGibbins October 22, 2020

ethical horniness

using sexual appeal and hunger to help make the world a better place for people. e.g.: Yung Gravy donating bras thrown at him to women's shelters and their monetary equivalent to breast cancer charities; YouTube personality Markiplier opening a OnlyFans and displaying soft cord nudes to donate proceeds to charities.

Dave Marshall opening an OnlyFans to give money to suicide prevention? Loving the ethical horniness!

by RL4L90 December 26, 2022

fiscally horny

Horny but for money

Morgan is fiscally horny because I talked about my business

by SteakKnifesAreTasty January 7, 2024

horny bum

Someone who comfortable with being a bum (having nothing) due to their satisfaction in their crave of sex.

He doesn’t have a car , a home, a job but he’s okay with it because his girl will give him sex . Man he a horny bum

by stargal415 January 6, 2020

horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017