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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Mr. Happy

Everyone's favorite psycho! He shoots blue rockets and colored bricks, and he goes "happy" when he kills somebody, and he goes "oo" when he gets hurt!
Mr. Happy has got to be one happy man!
by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019
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Happy Tackle

Every mans pride & joy, well unless its really small & smells a bit. His meat and two veg, spam javelin or man meat.
(With reference to a true swamp donkey) "You wouldn't get my Happy Tackle anywhere near that. Not even if you paid me!"
by Richy Boy January 25, 2005
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Happy Bubbles

A fun loving god who is always on the go running away from the likes of Skippy and Splash. He is yellow and has a big smile which he loves to share with people. Buddhists called him Happy BEE BEE
How are you?

Im sure felling Happy Bubbles today
by Woogi Woogi Queen October 1, 2003
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happy feet

When youre pounding the dough so hard that your feet start wiggling around.
I stalked this girls vsco and got happy feet.
by ethanjakelover October 31, 2019
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happy branch

happy branch is the term given to an erection.
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Happy Gordan

Similar to the "dirty sanchez" but you give them a smily face instead
After i took a dump on her face, she looked sad so I gave her a "Happy Gordan".
by Hugo fukurself December 1, 2006
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