Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

Bang it with a hammer

A sims 3 meme popularised by YouTuber Onlyabidoang. This makes fun of how most broken objects in the game are fixed by smashing a hammer onto it.

Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer

Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer

Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…

(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang

by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021

hammer longballo

some player✌️

hammer longballo is some player✌️

by realhammerlongballo November 30, 2020

Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

by Voinyws June 30, 2022

Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.

Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it

by Five 0 August 2, 2010

Throw a Hammer at Her

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”

Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019