by Justice Squad March 3, 2012

1.
P: im bored
P: *types search google or type a url
2.
The google home page: Search google or type a url.
P2: No :)
P: im bored
P: *types search google or type a url
2.
The google home page: Search google or type a url.
P2: No :)
by potatopot99 October 17, 2022

by buzz buzz June 12, 2022

Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.
Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”
by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020

Six colored letters that are somehow so fucking close to world domination
(Fun fact, Google is owned by EIGHT red letters who call themselves Alphabet)
(Fun fact, Google is owned by EIGHT red letters who call themselves Alphabet)
by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020

Google Maps is a web mapping platform and consumer application offered by Google. It offers satellite imagery, aerial photography, street maps, 360° interactive panoramic views of streets (Street View), real-time traffic conditions, and route planning for traveling by foot, car, bike, air (in beta) and public transportation. As of 2022, Google Maps was being used by over 1 billion people every month around the world. Google Maps began as a C++ desktop program developed by brothers Lars and Jens Rasmussen at Where 2 Technologies. In October 2004, the company was acquired by Google, which converted it into a web application. After additional acquisitions of a geospatial data visualization company and a real time traffic analyzer, Google Maps was launched in February 2005. The service's front end utilizes JavaScript, XML, and Ajax. Google Maps offers an API that allows maps to be embedded on third-party websites, and offers a locator for businesses and other organizations in numerous countries around the world. Google Map Maker allowed users to collaboratively expand and update the service's mapping worldwide but was discontinued from March 2017. However, crowdsourced contributions to Google Maps were not discontinued as the company announced those features would be transferred to the Google Local Guides program.
by Α March 7, 2022

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019
