- 'whats the main ingredient in lipstick?'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...
- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'
- 'how the hell do know that?!'
- 'i google-ised it'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...
- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'
- 'how the hell do know that?!'
- 'i google-ised it'
by JimberleyCotton May 1, 2009
Get the google-ise mug.Something that translates stuff into different languages, and is drunk when translating them back into English.
by yeet bruhh November 15, 2020
Get the Google Translate mug.When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.
Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."
by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018
Get the Google Gamble mug..
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
Get the 《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》 mug.The moniker for the all-knowing search engine Google, as it is also known as "Mbah Google" or "Eyang Google" (both meaning "Grandpa Google") in Indonesian
When I have a random question about anything, I just ask Uncle Google and get my answers in seconds!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
Get the Uncle Google mug.Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.
Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-
by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022
Get the Google Earf mug.adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.
noun. Google-safety.
noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
Get the Google-safe mug.