Funky

Drunk + Funny

"I'm drunk AND funny..I'm funky."

by voyezunfilm April 4, 2011

Dr. Funkenstein

i aint GOTTA definitsion, but the guy above or below me, Star Child, is a pimp kuzz ane one down wit the funk is Groovin it HARDCORE.

Yee-up MAN, das some shee-it.

by DFOES November 23, 2003

finales funkeln

1)A genital disorder in which semen shoots out of the penis in a straight line, similar to that of a laser.

2)Can also be a breast disorder, in which the same issue occurs, yet with breast milk coming from the left breast.

Girl: Man you missed my face
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.

by Peniscadaver553 June 22, 2011

funkmaster

an old guy who struts like a gangster / john travolta.

there is harold walking in the hood, check that shizzle out my nizzle.
dont fook with harold the funkmaster.

by Rz0V May 13, 2005

Funkylicious

something that looks odd and/or weird but is very unique at the sametime

he's so funkylicious

by krazedstatus101 October 28, 2006

funkle

funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.

Have Fun

I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.

by : Tina, Lorenzo, Christina, Lewis, Lexx, Nicole, etc December 9, 2008

Funker

Someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.

You are a funker, for the sake of my health we shouldn't be friends.

by opposite of a funker May 3, 2010