floating bubble

A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.

i.e.

SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.

by lafartola May 14, 2015

floaturd

The buoyant nugget sized turd that remains in the bowl after the flush

Dave, I went to use the crapper and some nasty jerk left a bunch of floaturds behind. I think somebody else's wife cooks worse than mine.

by Mr metal chip July 23, 2015

flop show

A flop show is a 'friend' who let's you down on a social occasion. For example, all other friends plan to attend a night out, but 1 friend lets you down.

Don't be a flop show and come out tonight

by ohyesaatdas September 21, 2015

Floatatious

The ability to float very well

I was very floatatious in my wetsuit

by Super crafty gurl November 29, 2015

float boat

A person that does not settle down in to one group they tend to float around loads of other groups socialising

"Look at the trap Queen she's such a Float boat

by YoOlde January 1, 2016

floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.

-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?

by Krqkan September 24, 2016