feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

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Now you know how blank feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

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I Feel Heard

When you are in a conversation and all parties have exhausted their talking points and begin going in circles, an amicable end to the chat is put in place for sanity's sake, and to cordially move forward.

Yurk: Ok, just because YOU follow a loser franchise, your QB leads the league in Empty Calories, and you have Sports PTSD, doesn't mean MY team will also suck.

Brett: It does, I have seen this movie before.

Yurk: Ok, we have been at this for 10 minutes, I Feel Heard.

Brett: I Feel Heard too, let's go get some schwarma, brosef.

by Mike109999 February 14, 2026

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