SMALL PP DUCK

It has a small pp and it sucks it’s own pp because it’s lonely

Oh look that small pp duck is sucking it’s pp

SMALL PP DUCK by Pp duck October 16, 2019

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oh my duck

An expression of sorrow and/or concern for one's pet duck, who has recently come across some great misfortune.

Veterinarian: I'm sorry, Jack, but it looks like your duck won't make it through the night.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.

oh my duck by sereklsj April 20, 2021

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Related Words

duck • duck butter • ducking • Ducky • ducket • Duck Face • Duckie • ducksauce • Duck Butt • ducker

The Silent Duck

1: The Silent Duck

- The shape a hand tends to employ to participate in the act of fisting at the point of entry, this later branches out into the full fist.

2: To Silent Duck:

- To threaten an enemy with the Silent Duck shape, they will then know that you definately mean business and will desist immediately.

1.
Joyce - "That dude fully attempted to use The Silent Duck on me last night, I wasn't having any of it with my monster cunt!"
Barbara - "You go girl."

2.
Dave - "Sup chaps"
Jack - *SILENT DUCK*
Dave - "Okay guys I know where my place is..."

The Silent Duck by Dr. M. Edal December 4, 2007

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Did someone step on a duck?

This is something that you say when someone passes gas audibly. It refers to the similarity of a farting sound to the quacking sound made by a duck.

In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.

What is that smell? Did someone step on a duck?

Did someone step on a duck? by GangerDay July 27, 2010