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Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
by Wengerbender May 1, 2014
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Wokalzheimer's Disease

Dementia arising from the formation of protein plaque on brain surfaces, prevalent among late stage anti-White racists, antisemites and transvestites. Symptoms include morbid obesity, polychromatic fur growth, sadistic paedophilia, violent and often murderous outbursts, and loss of ability to reason.
After Patrick put on 200 pounds, died they/them's hair blue, engraved several bullets with the words "I hate Jews and crackers", and developed a habit of hanging around in the female toilets in hotpants and white kneesocks, the people who looked after they/them came to the reluctant decision that a period of confinement in a secure hospital was the only remedy for they/them's Wokalzheimer's Disease.
by Old Phardt October 3, 2025
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weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.
“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.
by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022
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Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
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Dillon Francis Disease

A type of disease that makes your voice very deep.
Person 1: Yo, why the fuck does Jeef bergey sound like he’s on sulfur hexafluoride?

Person 2: Oh he just has Dillon Francis Disease.
by Drew Gorman August 23, 2022
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sangita disease

a word use for someone that is retarded.
oh look at her she has the sangita disease
by murda man. June 12, 2022
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Electronically transmitted disease

Computer virus passed through computers, by email, and messages
I caught a electronically transmitted disease by opening an attachment by email.
by Game nerdz September 22, 2018
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