seamus davey fitzpatrick

Look this kid up dead ass you will shit yourself.

Joe: hey have you heard of Seamus davey Fitzpatrick?
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.

by It's me dumb shits. May 12, 2014

Davenport

A Davenport is an amazing person he or she would be a great friend or more. If they trust you enough then you might want to keep that close to you for the rest of your life.

Girl: HEY QUEEN
Davenport: YASS GURL

by Chlo_b3ll March 2, 2019

The Davey Crockett

When you assume the 69 position, the female takes a shit on your head giving you what appears to be a Davey Crockett hat with the tail on your head.

It was pleasant meeting up with Meghan from work as she gave me The Davey Crockett.

by Razor488 December 30, 2009

davern

davern: a tiny penis that is always puking yellowy stuff out of the tip of it.appears whitish at first then goes all gooey and yellow and smells like old lady knickers

be careful if you ever meet a davern she is a bitch

by DAVVVVVVVVVEPENISSSSSSSSSS October 21, 2010

Davelyn

A person who is quirky, has big eyes, loves to have fun and dance. A bit temperamental, irrationally so. Hangs out with people for selfish reasons. Hot-headed.

Whoa, she such a davelyn - she got mad because i laughed!

by bestestestHONEYaround February 20, 2012

Davelin'

Davelin' is an adjective saying someone is acting like a hairy old man.

Ugh, my dad is so davelin'.

by haiguizeimhannah June 1, 2011

Daved

When playing Disc Golf, if a person walks in the way of the person throwing, after being warned, and gets nailed by the disc which could leave a nice welt.

Oh shit, that motherfucker just got daved, that had to hurt.

by Broass June 11, 2006