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Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021
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Coffee Slut

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.
Cindy asked:
Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “
by sea net playa September 7, 2021
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Coffee Slut

Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.
Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”
by sea net playa September 8, 2021
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Coffee not Coffee

Courtney will vibrate off the planet if she has too much caffeine so she always orders her coffee not coffee especially while in Europe.
by Bologma September 19, 2021
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Coffee Buddy

A coffee buddy is someone who you like to go drink coffee with. They are very common. So common to the point where everyone has at least one in their lives. The best thing is that there could be any gender combination. There are male-male coffee buddies, female-male coffee buddies, and female-female coffee buddies. Good qualities to have in one are someone who likes coffee, duh, and someone with who you can have good conversations.
B- Hey I saw Jess today.
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one
by Adam buckley September 23, 2021
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Coffee

An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.
“I met this guy, he’s a total Coffee.”
by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021
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Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
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