Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

clean sweep

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.

Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!

by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023

Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.

Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen

by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023

Clean

1: A term used to describe a tastefully modified and well taken care of car or truck. The parts added to cars to improve performance as well as subtle external changes to accentuate the lines of the car. Some parts include improved suspension, headers, a new camshaft, cooling upgrades, larger injectors, better fuel system, an actually nice exhaust kit not those fart cans you hear on civics at 3am, a well done paint job or wrap job from a professional and a fresh set of wheels and tires that tie everything together.

When you first see a clean car your mind transcends the riceboy spray can tendencies and you realize you've been granny shifting not double clutching like you should.

2: The opposite of rice.

Dude: Bro, take a look at that Honda Accord over there its actually really clean.
Bro: Wtf you're right wow, that's CLEAN clean.

Guy: dude DUDE! LOOK AT THAT NSX ITS SO CLEAN!
Buddy: That... is.. the cleanest car I've ever seen in my life.

by Buuuuungi May 3, 2023

Clean

1: A term used to describe a tastefully modified and well taken care of car or truck. The parts added to cars to improve performance as well as subtle external changes to accentuate the lines of the car. Some parts include improved suspension, headers, a new camshaft, cooling upgrades, larger injectors, better fuel system, an actually nice exhaust kit not those fart cans you hear on civics at 3am, a well done paint job or wrap job from a professional and a fresh set of wheels and tires that tie everything together.

When you first see a clean car your mind transcends the riceboy spray can tendencies and you realize you've been granny shifting not double clutching like you should.

2: The opposite of rice.

Dude: Bro, take a look at that Honda Accord over there its actually really clean.
Bro: Wtf you're right wow, that's CLEAN clean.

Guy: dude DUDE! LOOK AT THAT NSX ITS SO CLEAN!
Buddy: That... is.. the cleanest car I've ever seen in my life.

by Buuuuungi May 3, 2023

clamarama

The definitive term for a hockey deke gone wrong that ends up in the deking parties favour. Stapled by senior clam Rodriguez (the first) in his debut season on the Greenville Swamp Rabbits circa 2015

That was an unexpected turnout of a play, talk about a Clamarama

by Mysockstastelikewine420 May 13, 2023

cleafer

A woman who has a large labia

Wow she is totally a cleafer

by Wowzabal May 15, 2023