Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

cat-bushed

When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.

I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.

by The bored guy 'doing homework' May 14, 2014

momma-cat

verb

1. To grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).

2. To manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.

That bitch wouldn't cook me dinner so i had to momma-cat her ass back into the kitchen!

by phoneman005 July 1, 2014

cat throw

An informal term used by GM engineers to describe the space between a car's tire and fender, where a cat would be thrown after being run over.

The cat throw on the new Impala is pretty narrow.

by sonofalucy December 1, 2013

freezie cat

Someone who feels cold all the time.

My wife is a freezie cat because she feels like it is cold even when it is not!

by S Bessman April 18, 2015

Sarky Cat

A sarky, caustic comment made out of love from one cat to another.

Oooooooh PBH is WRONG.... NEVER lol. NJB, you're a sarky cat!

by Scrayster July 22, 2015

Bongo cat

A internet meme of a cat.

"The only song writer m&m will not make fun of, is the MOST Fucking awesome song writer, Bongo cat

by (づ☯ᴥ☯)づ December 10, 2018