Angy Canadian

means a angry Canadian who is ready to kick some ass! or being rude or trashtalking

Zack: Leon stop being a Angy Canadian its just a game
Leon: GET OUT OFF MY ROOM I AM PLAYING MINCRAFT!!!!!
Zack: okay...

by PsychoManias August 21, 2023

Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Canadian Return

When a task is not only difficult but time consuming.

My boss wants me to do a Canadian Return by make a line by line spread sheet of a shipping container full of stuff going back to Canada. But wants every single item listed and it’s country or origin.

by Willy de Kent July 7, 2025

Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018

canadian cupholder

The act of licking between someones buttcheeks.

The act of someones tounge inbetween your buttcheeks.

Taz gave Ben a canadian cupholder.

by sallybayy January 20, 2009

Canadian Chanel

A long sleeved shirt made from a soft woven fabric known as flannel, showcasing various plaid or checker patterns.

Also known as Flanell.

Brought to you by that Ukrainian guy Semion.

The dad at his sons hockey game was rocking that Canadian Chanel eh?

by That.dont.Impreza.me.much November 10, 2022