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Male Cunt

A male who pulls the same kinds of bullshit antics as a mean, immature female yet doesn't realize what they are doing is overly feminine. Instead they think its clever and do not understand or realize it is conduct unworthy of an actual man. Forming exclusionary social cliques, passive aggressive attitude and routine back-handed bitch behavior are indicators that a guy may indeed be a male cunt.
"Dude, why is John always secretly talking trash on facebook about Steve and going out of his way to make sure nobody invites him to anything? Did Steve do something wrong?"

"Yeah, something really really small like two years ago. John is a total male cunt for pulling that kind of a high school girl stunt. He is almost 30 years old! Why can't he get over small-time slights like a real man?"
by Vindickation September 23, 2013
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Sad Cunt

Someone who does something really pathetic or mean spirited to a friend, reflecting badly on them
eg of being a sad cunt

Having a long, hurtful rant about someone you know to degrade them, over the internet, on a social networking sites so everyone can see what you wrote, just because they did something you didn't like.

Telling someone not to try and go out with a girl cause you like her and the other guy's ruining your chances

Photoshopping pics of your friends

not stopping at a pedestrian crossing for 2 seconds

yelling at someone over the phone
by digger33333 September 5, 2009
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Cunt of misery

An unusually evil, insidious, or vindictive cunt, almost always referring to a female. Someone who engages in tremendously damaging and selfish actions that cause misery to those around her but often result in her own advancement.
My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.
by Total Simon August 12, 2009
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cunt on a stick

The term, cunt on a stick is used to describe girls that are so thin, its clinically ill.

The kind of girl you cant even have sex with, as she would snap.
"Hell, that girl is so skinny its more like cunt on a stick"
by The Big Dog D December 24, 2006
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cunt apple

Reference to the shape of the shaved female pubic mound, especially when accompanied by large puffy outer lips.
Lisa's cunt apple was clearly defined in that little thong.
by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008
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cunt soup

A group of people you despise esp when at a social gathering all milling and mingling. esp pretentious types.
A: Gotta get out of here. It's cunt soup.
by Dr Johnson October 21, 2010
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Shirt Cunting

Spending the day wearing only a shirt and letting you're hairy bush flow free in the wind
God look at that chick!! she's shirt cunting, wrong its always the old ones!!
by none shirt cocker November 4, 2009
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