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short bus 

the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.
ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?

Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.
short bus by oldmountianman October 8, 2014
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crazy bus 

Another term used to describe the bus transporting the "special" kids to school. Also see short bus
"Holy shit, I saw 8 crazy buses on my way to school this morning, I think that's some kind of bad omen."
crazy bus by shwig August 30, 2005
Another name for shortbus or short bus.

Not specifically meant for taking the "mentally-challenged" to and from school, but this has become the stereotype.
Ha ha! Jeff has to ride the alpha bus to school. What a retard.
alpha bus by A to the P January 11, 2007

Plot Bus 

In large scale RPG games (mainly LARPs and online tabletop games running 24/7), plot that specifically focuses on a given character and may or may not come out of nowhere or unexpectedly from the residing Storytellers or their assistants. This can happen to more than one character at a given time and at different time periods based on the progress and effect. It can also be a known plot line that is progressively happening in a given game. This term is used by the players and not their characters in-game.
The Plot bus just hit me last night! I found out my character's a sleeper double agent from the enemy!
Plot Bus by wisenboi March 23, 2009
afta some sick skeezin we git some hot bus akshun
hot bus by OldStyleDrinkingTeam March 15, 2011

geek bus 

A Ford Econoline based handi-Van used for transporting devolopmentally disabled children to their school.
He is the dumbest kid in school,so he be taking the Geek Bus in the morning,not the regular school bus.
geek bus by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013