Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.

Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016

Broken Bob

A blob of goo sometimes reffered to as a 'bone slash.' This can cause hypothermia in the rectum.

Person 1: 'Look dude! That guys gushing from his ass!'

Person 2: Don't worry, he just has a Broken Bob.

by The Broken Slash December 19, 2008

bob vince

gamer, unathletic, sits inside all day, likes to sit on his phone all day, scared of everything especially flipping.

Bro, stop being such a bob vince and do something.

by the defining genius September 4, 2015

Squiggly-bob

An interesting word made up by yo mama. It means a bob that is very squiggly.

What a squiggly-bob he was!

by Some guy who died June 2, 2018

Lester Bob

Lester Bob is a person that really doesn't give a "rat's ass". This is used to describe a lack of emotion or caring towards anything, i.e. setting your shoes on fire. Lester Bob is a gender nuetral term, although it is most commonly males.

I'm so Lester Bob that I don't care that my shoes are on fire.

by lesterbobbitch January 2, 2011

Bob Semple

When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.

Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."

by Minitru December 2, 2018

tick & bob

To systematically compare groups of numbers against the expected outcome to locate discrepancies.

We need to tick & bob the trade quantity and prices to see why we are out money.

by kitty pride October 5, 2011