Baseball

Yes, people use baseball to define sports and marajuana, but it is also used to describe, surprise surprise, SEX! When people are too ashamed to say what they have done sexually, they refer to the base system.
First Base: Kissing or Making Out
Second Base: Fingering or Touching each other
Third Base: Oral Sex
Home Base: Vaginal Sex

Jack: "I played a little baseball last night."
John: "Really? Did you make a home run?"

by GloriaSanchez84 June 21, 2008

Baseball card Burden

The state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. The burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. So, the burden carrier must keep them in "mint" condition(not in the attic or basement where space is abundant) No, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet space with this mass of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. The burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. If your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. There is no defense. They are the quivalent of a Precious Moments Burden for women.

"I really would like to buy that new coat. But if I do, I will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make space in the closet" "Such is life with the baseball card burden"

by Ace Binkley July 16, 2008

Flood the basement

Made famous from the drag queen Ginger Minge on Ru Paul's Drag Race Season 7, flood the basement refers to moistening of the vagina prior to or during sexual intercourse. The joke here is that (as a woman in drag) she is so turned on by said person that instead of being moist, she flooded her pants with twat juice.

I look at Santino Rice and instantly flood the basement. vaginal fluid cunt juice cum clam juice lady smegma ginger minge

by Gayginger May 23, 2015

basehead

Someone who is addicted to freebase cocaine, not to be confused with crack.

"Lenny, the basehead, smoked all of my coke!"

by TehKold April 19, 2006

Baser

one who uses crack cocaine and other addictive drugs.

by Anonymous September 5, 2002

reality-based community

Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.

Just about anyone who doesn't like Bush.

by Xyzzy January 18, 2005

Church Basement

When you're fingering a chubby girl in the basement of a church and when almost caught u jerk ur hand out so quickly u rip out a significant chunk of her pubic hair. Later, u realize u may have actually been in her butthole because you have stank fingers

Tyler clapped his hands together sending a cloud of stink out like he'd been pulling a church basement.

by Trash Bear June 2, 2017