Bastardism

Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.

As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".

by Sazzy J March 27, 2016

bastard water

Vodka

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.

by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016

busterdouglas

Noun: An event, obstacle or life situation that you think can be easily overcome, but ultimately bewilders, overwhelms, confuses and defeats you.

Verb: To shock, bewilder, confound, confuse or stump.
The term is in reference to James 'Buster' Douglas who surprisingly knocked out champion Mike Tyson. surprise, shock, obstacle, bulwark, roadblock, puzzle, perplex, confuse, confound, bewilder, overwhelm, stump

I graduated at the topmof my class and was one of the most highly recruited applicants. When my girlfriend asked me if she looks fat, I said not really and she kicked me out of the house-I can't figure women out. They are my busterdouglas.

by joecoolthefool May 30, 2016

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

bastards degree

The AIAA version of a Bachelor's degree.

I got me a bastards degree.

by Bastardddd May 23, 2018

basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

by sicksickman September 25, 2018

Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018