fap artist

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.

John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."

by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016

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cum artist

A male who is skilled in the art of pulling out and shooting his wad messily in such a way that it blankets his partner's body in what looks like a piece of modern art.

Dude, i'm a cum artist. I pulled out on her last night and shot my wad, and when i looked down i think i recreated the Moan-a Lisa.

by Narakukat May 7, 2016

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Cock artist

A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.

Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"

by Dr.Anonymous28 September 21, 2016

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