august 28

The day that everybody goes back to the jail house. (School)

And summer ends because we gotta get ready for the homework

and tests and state tests

him: "heyyy you ready for august 28"
me: "no i don't wanna go back to school. "

her: "hey girl you ready to see me august 28"
me: "any other time but not on august 28, that's when i go back to school. "

by ihearttaylorr August 3, 2023

Milky August

Nickname for someoe named August who has a fondness for chocolate-milk.

Milky August what are you doing later?

by Nobubu September 1, 2025

August 14

The day a beautiful, amazing, funny, smart, kind person was born. Someone like Ivan the love of my life. This day is his day no matter what anyone says. This day is perfect because it was blessed by being Ivans birthday.

Person 1: Hey it’s August 14!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!

by ivan_gf_isc:) November 25, 2023

August 31

National kiss your crush day

Ooh today is August 31 you should go kiss your crush

by Ty08 August 31, 2022

No Aristocrat August

Where russian aristocrats lose their rank for a month.

"Hello, Russian Aristocracy."
"No, i'm participating in No Aristocrat August."

by funxpy July 19, 2022

August 8th

National Let your girlfriend motorboat your balls day

Hey babe its August 8th

by SMDTrey April 7, 2024

August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day

Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number

by LARSISCOOLYT August 18, 2024