April 8th

National badass awareness day

She’s a badass cause that bitch birthday on April 8th in this bitch

by Try me hoe November 2, 2019

April 13

The dat that bad bitches and thiqq bitches born

Malorie: Ayy you look thiqq today
Me: its my birthday 🥳

Malorie: ayyy me too bitch

Caleb: ayy what we celebrating
Me and malorie: Its april 13 its our birthday
Caleb: ayyyyy me too

by Bad bitch extraodinare😏 December 9, 2020

April 9th

National fuck a friend day 😈

Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?

Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉

by KingNinjaTurtle March 14, 2021

April 2nd

The baddest bitches are born on this day. They run the world by every foot step and everyone admires them. They can never commit to a serious relationship though. They just bounce around but at least people envy them.

Have you met her/him they were born on April 2nd

by Autumn Rogers March 15, 2021

April 26

National help a horse day. Go to the store and buy horse treats. TREAT YOUR HORSE LIKE THERE ROYALTY AND THEY MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!

Person 1: I have to go to the store
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its April 26th
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Its national help a horse day. Im going to buy horse treats.
Person 2: Not fair!! Im coming with!!!

by hippolotl362 March 23, 2021

April 3

April 3 is wedgie an asshole day

Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021

April 6

National day of prank ur ex that u miss him

"I miss u.... HAHA APRIL 6 PRANK"

by Noname201810 April 6, 2021