Austin

An Austin is great but they think they're amazing. They are great people to tell your secrets to and may even tell you a couple secrets of theirs. An Austin is usually very kind, sweet, and funny. Just don't let them tease you they're usually not very good at it but man will they tease.

"Austin is a guy" - Austin

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Austin

A creature that looks like a grown man, except a baby at the same time. It is not human, It is an austin. The austin is usually a household pet. Some austins can be found in the wild deep in west Texas, rural Florida, and sometimes the deep Atlantic.

We should buy an austin.

You have an austin?

Mom, can we please please please get an austin??

Look! A wild austin!

by TheCodfishMaster March 18, 2025

Austin

The best football player/singer/artists/track runner in the UNIVERSE and his hair is AMAZING even when it's WET and he's SO NICE!!!

Girl A: oh my gosh, who is that?

Girl B: Thats Austin👅

by Rawrr.Montyyy March 21, 2025

Austin guy

Goated person in executive scripts

Austin guy is goated
Austin guy is sigma

by ImSigmaBoy3929 April 22, 2025

Austin

The social glue in the friend group. Easygoing, steady, and the one who helps keep the peace when stronger personalities start clashing.

“Teddy brings the structure, Tristan brings the intensity, Dante brings the calm, and Austin keeps the whole thing balanced.”

by The Writer’s Room March 7, 2026

Austin Blinker

Smoking a j through a water bottle gleeb, then drinking the water and we-tanging the joint

“The joints almost dead you gotta Austin blinker”

by AdublH March 15, 2026

Austin Midget

Getting fisted while simultaneously getting tugged ( jerked off ) by a midget in an alley, specifically while in an alleyway in Austin.

Heard shane had an Austin Midget when he visited Texas

by X_Rae March 24, 2026