popsicle joke

Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks

That sounds like a Popsicle joke

by johnSnow November 4, 2014

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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.

'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'

by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021

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Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

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