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Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
by big_hungoids January 25, 2022
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Jojo Johnson

Where you give a transgender a blowjob and then cumshot in the ears and lick the ears and start licking the crack whilst the transgender hasn’t wiped and you’ve got shit over your face and start tongue kissing aggressively until you feel sick and be sick all over the genitals and stay aggressively sucking on the genital and jumping until they cum and eat all the cum and then you start jumping them until you cum and start licking your own cum and anything left over until you eventually pass out
Me and my partner had a JoJo Johnson and it was amazing!
by Lg49 January 29, 2022
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Johnson

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it
by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022
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Juicy Johnson

When "eating box" ( giving a woman head ) it is most times a very good technique to spell out letters with your tongue... famously so when In the act of munching box spelling out Juicy Johnson yields some of the best results...
"Henrey gave here the juicy Johnson last night... all I could hear was screaming"
by Artoiz February 6, 2022
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Mccaide Johnson

A handsome black man who enjoys dominos pizza on Saturdays and sundays
Gavin Sanders: I don’t wanna play CTD rn

Mccaide Johnson: L, L friend ,L,L,L friend
by Ron guy April 1, 2022
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Jaeda Johnson

The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.
Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat
by Damianloveshisgf April 1, 2022
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Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed
by Chibs5 April 4, 2022
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