Activate my trap card

A quick way or the easy way out of an situation

Teacher: Can you answer this question tom
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card

Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying

by The Mmmm effect July 25, 2014

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S-Card

A jumper made out of polystyrene beans, crusted together with cum and spit and left to sundry for 2-5 weeks.

Bruh, thats a cool s-card you are wearing. where did you get it from

by cumeaterpolystyrene6782178 September 12, 2019

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Daz Card

If you don't want to respond to a weird or discomforting question use this.

Daz card is used in a sitatuion like this
Micheal : Sarah how old is your mum
Srah: DAZ

by Plotting December 8, 2019

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Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016

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Ocean card

In texas holdem poker, there is the flop, the turn, and the river. The ocean card is the imaginary 6th card to be played to make the best 5 card hand.

I would have hit my draw if they played an ocean card.

by Ivana Johnson November 10, 2022

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