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Pussy Beard

A beard that resides on the pussy. It may be groomed in many different fashions such as a facial beard on men.
Brb big boy I have to groom my pussy beard
by Pussy Magic December 23, 2018
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Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.
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Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.
Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.
by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018
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Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard
You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018
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Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.
Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.
by Bearded man September 15, 2018
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Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.
I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard
by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018
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