Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

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Bearded Cave

Way of saying hairy vagina.

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.

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Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis

Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf

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Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.

Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.

by nopenowaynohownever March 04, 2014

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travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.

How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.

by brazzzzer May 16, 2017

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