Jack Port

Holy Fuck. I see a Jack Port and bust a nut. He is the thiccest, sexiest, best looking make around. If you are not gay, you will becum gay looking at him.
Man: "Jack Port"
*Both Men Die from jizzing too much*
by Royal Writer May 01, 2018
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Jack Boyd

An expert of comedy. Kickass singer, actor, and guitarist!
"Where are my pants? Well, good sir. Where the hell are your pants?"- Jack Boyd
by Chuckles McFlairnigan August 08, 2009
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Talking to Jack

The act of getting absolutely shit-faced off Jack Daniels
Do you fancy a beer?

No I'm just going to be Talking to Jack tonight
by Agonizing Vaginal Dryness October 09, 2011
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Jack Vdk

Top 10 biggest forheads
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womb jack

To covertly impregnate a woman to create a baby.
Aaron wanted a baby so bad he womb jacked that hot cougar, knocking her up without her knowledge.
by ghost7 September 08, 2010
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jack ford

is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke
jeez is he is such a jack ford

oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily
by big dick kid raper November 16, 2018
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Jack Stack

A collection of pornographic magazines, typically located in the bathroom or bedroom that is used to visually aid the jacking off or masturbation process. This collection of magazines usually includes periodicals such as; Jugs, Beaver, Ass Jacks, Hustler, etc.
Wayne: Dude, you see the Jack Stack in Bruce's bathroom? Wow, impressive!

Frank: Yeah man, that was killer! I had to open them up and rub one off when I was at his house last week!
by Techsan93 December 07, 2008
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