shit bear

A real friend that talks a lot of shit but comforts you and gives you nice, warm bear hugs when you need them.

Jay: im so sad right now
Dre: awww thats okay, shit bear will give you a hug

by tthhee ttrruutthh June 29, 2017

shit

shit is a substance that is made for vomit inducing.
when trying it out, make sure to not consume too much so you dont get explosive diarrhea.

man, i think i was poisoned, i think i need shit

by Shit Induc October 31, 2017

Shit

A substance that comes out of your anus when needed

"Hey dude i need to take a shit "
"Then go to the fucking bathroom"

by TheRetardMan October 30, 2017

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

cock ah shit

making sure your cock is down when you take a shit

I have to a shit with a hardon on the toilet so I say cock ah shit .lol

by hurtssooogoood November 6, 2017

Shit

Food you poop out through your butt in the bathroom.

"HONEY I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT PLEASE COOK THE DINNER BEFORE IT BURNS!"

by MickellFoxzDaBest November 6, 2017

Billy Shit

A white kid that thinks he can ball but likes Marissa ferret.

"wow that kid Bob over there is a Billy shit"

by Russo903 April 20, 2018