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Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 8, 2022
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June of you

When someone says this that means you're everything other than Heterosexual because of what you just said or did.
"I'd let Ryan Reynolds rail me."
That's kinda June of You.
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What are you?

by UltimateDoge June 9, 2022
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never gonna give you up

ayo! never gonna give you up coz your mom fat
by DynamicShark June 11, 2022
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It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.
by randombeans June 11, 2022
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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