by Bogboi23 September 28, 2017

Person A: That thumb man gives one great night ,I wish I could be with him forever
Person B: Yeah ikr!!! He was banging me just the other day ,what a wildcard
Person B: Yeah ikr!!! He was banging me just the other day ,what a wildcard
by Ezu Ace September 15, 2020

.9.The Thinking Man Statue Are Asian, Creole, Haitian Tyrannies Done By Individuals Through Sincerity.9.
.9.The Thinking Man Statue Are Asian, Creole, Haitian Tyrannies Done By Individuals Through Sincerity.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 17, 2025

A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.
Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men
by QweneT to u bitch October 28, 2023

by JO!? August 28, 2008

To drunkenly wave as a wacky waving inflatable tube man, originally called a tube guy. Commonly referred to as air dancers or sky dancers. Inflatable figures with arms that flail due to a blower that keeps them inflated.
“Did you see how drunk Ryan was when he said goodbye? He waved and the bartenders thought he ought to be a blowy man.”
by Blowymanryan May 27, 2025

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
