The Elephant Man

When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.

Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

by the philosophizir July 16, 2024

White Man’s Chill

The temperature in a predominantly white establishment (ie Red Robin, Cracker Barrel, your friend Kyle’s basement) that is just cold enough to be uncomfortable. This means you can not put on another layer as you will now be too hot, so you must instead just sit there and suffer the White Man’s Chill.

Damn this Red Robin burger is the shit, but look at Andrew shivering. He obviously isn’t adapted to the “White Man’s Chill”. The WMC is no joke man.

by Obama with an F July 17, 2024

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

real man

A term mostly women use to groom men into a man who takes women on dinner dates, buys her flowers and gifts, agrees with and defends anything the women says, does what she demands and sacrifices his interests and beliefs to support hers.

"I'm a real man who knows how to treat a lady, last week I went on a random date, bought her flowers and a silver necklace, took her to dinner, and then I went home. that's what real men do, right?".

by Based Fiend July 19, 2024

Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man

Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.

by Houdini into the Spider-Man July 20, 2024

Spider-Man Pop 1223

my awesome fuckin pop

hey did you see the spider-man pop 1223
yea that's fuckin awesome

by sigma skibidi rizzla July 23, 2024

Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024