lick my ass crack

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear

person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE May 25, 2018

Dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga

Daniel Benjamin Greenblatt. Also a term for anal adventurers of the African American persuasion. Seen in such films as "Black Poles in Dark Holes Three" and "Schindler's List." Daniel received this nickname whilst acting for freaksofcock.com.

Dammit Lawrence, fill up the Brita and quit being a dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga.

by Shlomo Bukkakke January 3, 2008

Bitch made ass nigga

A nigga that is a girls best friend but can never pull

Damn Anthony a bitch made ass nigga and can’t pull desi

by Tfrizzzle23 June 4, 2018

pink sock on his ass

to give another a pink sock out of anger or retaliation. like getting "medieval on your ass" ala, pulp fiction.

Clear the shit out the room, im going to get pink sock on his ass.

by kmitch July 14, 2006

fast bad ass bitch

A very annoying woman that her slaps and moves are more fast than lightning itself, and, damn, hers slaps hurts like hell!

Guy 1: dude, look that blond bitch, across the street!
Guy 2: oh no dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-

(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)

Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2: jesus!!!!

by Fast Bad Ass Bitch March 8, 2009

smart ass mother fucker

Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.

Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.

Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.

by the cool Ratman April 10, 2007

jack ass of all trades

a person who thinks he knows it all and is not swayed by the facts.

Regardless of the truth, Larry is a jack ass of all trades.

by Larry Johnson January 4, 2009