why don’t i have a boyfriend yet

Cuz you single Af or u have no mans

“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl

Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet

by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018

I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life

I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie

by Fucking Asshole fuuuuuck May 7, 2023

i don’t give a cookie

i don’t care/ i don’t give a fuck

kailah : im going to sleep

jah: i don’t give a cookie

by JahVeh May 12, 2024

I bet this is undefined

It was until now…

John: I made up a word. I bet this is undefined

by The guy who beat you to it October 25, 2022

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

iand i kow he wont

A little boy named "Trition" got into a discord argument with big gigachad boy "xaern" and caused him to type out this abomination of a word.

-Trition: "iand i kow he wont"
-xaern: "What the fuck did you just say"

by Gigachads son January 30, 2024

<.7.9.7.>I Like It Finger Out Around Final Bout Because It Is Over Nine-Thousand<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.>I Like It Finger Out Around Final Bout Because It Is Over Nine-Thousand<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.>I Like It Finger Out Around Final Bout Because It Is Over Nine-Thousand<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025