When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020
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Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
by _Jacques March 28, 2016
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by lil pipe June 23, 2018
Get the Shit faced mug.When you fill a toilet to the brim with fecal matter and then take your partner, flip them upside down, and while holding them, dunk their head in and continue to mix the fecal matter in with the toilet water until it turns into the color and constancy of a Louisiana swamp. Then, attempt to flush as much water as possibly with your partner's head still in the toilet. Play CCR for more immersion during the act.
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